@$%& IT SERENITY!

No you are not seeing things. She did it again. Her newest victim, Eli. Yep, that's right, cut the hole front out of his hair. Now he looks like he has a receding hair line. I know what your asking yourself. Why didn't you take the scissors away? Well you see, the last time she cut her hair I thought I threw all the scissors away. I was wrong. The little weasel got into Tim's trimmer set and got the scissors. I didn't figure that out until today when I she would finally tell me. Those too are now gone. Lesson learned. Maybe a little to late, but still learned.